1 00:00:01,797 --> 00:00:03,216 [inhales deeply] 2 00:00:03,301 --> 00:00:04,720 Oh, boy. Okay. 3 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:05,857 Just stick it in me! 4 00:00:05,941 --> 00:00:07,393 All right. Coming up. 5 00:00:07,477 --> 00:00:08,335 Hmm. 6 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:09,830 Just get it over with. 7 00:00:09,915 --> 00:00:11,969 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 8 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,250 Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit. 9 00:00:14,335 --> 00:00:15,677 - Ally: Stick it in! - Okay, I'm about to. 10 00:00:15,761 --> 00:00:16,945 I just don't wanna hurt you. 11 00:00:17,029 --> 00:00:18,348 - Just get on with it. - Okay, fine. Fuck it. 12 00:00:18,432 --> 00:00:19,951 - Ow! - Oh, sh‐‐ 13 00:00:20,035 --> 00:00:21,689 - Jesus, fuck me ragged. - Paul: I'm sorry. 14 00:00:21,773 --> 00:00:23,391 I'm sor... I'm really, really sorry. 15 00:00:23,475 --> 00:00:25,630 All you're meant to do is just stick the needle in. 16 00:00:25,714 --> 00:00:26,932 - That's all you gotta do. - I know. 17 00:00:27,016 --> 00:00:28,468 I'm really sorry... I thought that's what I did. 18 00:00:28,552 --> 00:00:30,242 - I'm sorry. - [sighs] 19 00:00:31,102 --> 00:00:32,788 Fuck, you're doing brilliantly. 20 00:00:33,061 --> 00:00:34,648 No, I'm not. 21 00:00:34,732 --> 00:00:37,754 I'm being an absolute lunatic asshole. 22 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:40,225 I could very easily bite someone's face. 23 00:00:40,316 --> 00:00:41,961 I just... I want it done. 24 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,686 Egg harvesting soon. 25 00:00:45,848 --> 00:00:47,414 Oh, fucking joy. 26 00:00:47,499 --> 00:00:50,320 No, I just... I just meant it's a minor procedure. 27 00:00:50,406 --> 00:00:51,758 Minor? 28 00:00:51,842 --> 00:00:54,486 You try having a needle shoved up your vagina. 29 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:58,242 I meant minor as in it's 20 minutes. 30 00:00:58,456 --> 00:00:59,476 [sighs] 31 00:00:59,561 --> 00:01:01,710 I... I know that you're doing the doggy work here. 32 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,013 - Mm‐hmm. - All right? 33 00:01:03,098 --> 00:01:04,049 And you're right. 34 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:05,657 I wouldn't wanna have a needle 35 00:01:05,742 --> 00:01:07,795 shoved up my vagina. 36 00:01:07,879 --> 00:01:10,466 But I promise you 37 00:01:10,550 --> 00:01:12,003 it will be worth it. 38 00:01:12,087 --> 00:01:14,341 Will it? 39 00:01:14,425 --> 00:01:15,966 Yes. 40 00:01:18,766 --> 00:01:21,621 Ugh, when are we gonna get rid of all this stuff? 41 00:01:21,807 --> 00:01:23,325 I've gotta do a charity shop run. 42 00:01:23,409 --> 00:01:24,729 Then we'll have more space. 43 00:01:24,813 --> 00:01:26,598 We'll always need more space. 44 00:01:26,682 --> 00:01:29,772 We're like goldfish. We grow to fit the tank. 45 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:30,874 [surreal music] 46 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,243 No, you're looking at it all wrong. 47 00:01:32,327 --> 00:01:33,880 How can you not see it? 48 00:01:33,964 --> 00:01:35,751 - I can see its head. - I can't see its wings. 49 00:01:35,835 --> 00:01:36,986 No, what you're seeing as its head 50 00:01:37,070 --> 00:01:39,491 is actually its head and its wings. 51 00:01:39,575 --> 00:01:41,763 - [laughs] - Twat. 52 00:01:41,847 --> 00:01:44,869 I love our thing of seeing pictures and patterns 53 00:01:44,953 --> 00:01:47,808 in the damp, Ally, and I fucking love it, 54 00:01:47,892 --> 00:01:50,346 but I am wondering... 55 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:51,649 - Should we move? - Yeah. 56 00:01:51,733 --> 00:01:53,319 - Mm. - Stop renting. 57 00:01:53,403 --> 00:01:55,289 Buy somewhere bigger. 58 00:01:55,373 --> 00:01:56,492 Room to swing a cat. 59 00:01:56,576 --> 00:01:58,429 - Two cats. - [both chuckle] 60 00:01:58,513 --> 00:02:00,600 Take out a crippling mortgage 61 00:02:00,684 --> 00:02:02,604 and spend all our savings. 62 00:02:02,688 --> 00:02:03,840 Okay, fuck it. 63 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,309 I mean, what could possibly go wrong? 64 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,913 - Just everything. - [chuckles] 65 00:02:06,997 --> 00:02:09,384 [♪ ♪] 66 00:02:09,468 --> 00:02:10,854 Fuck, I can see its wings. 67 00:02:10,938 --> 00:02:12,424 - Yeah! - [laughs] 68 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:15,396 [chuckles] 69 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,465 Paul: [moans] 70 00:02:16,549 --> 00:02:19,438 [groovy music] 71 00:02:19,522 --> 00:02:22,477 [♪ ♪] 72 00:02:22,561 --> 00:02:23,814 [exhales sharply] 73 00:02:23,898 --> 00:02:30,649 [♪ ♪] 74 00:02:33,198 --> 00:02:34,916 - Knock, knock. - Luke: Come in. 75 00:02:35,016 --> 00:02:36,067 You all right, mate? 76 00:02:36,153 --> 00:02:37,543 Broadstairs in 40 minutes, yeah? 77 00:02:37,628 --> 00:02:38,713 - Do I need a jacket? - Probably. 78 00:02:38,797 --> 00:02:40,382 Is it okay if I put this down here 79 00:02:40,466 --> 00:02:41,686 - temporarily? - What is it? 80 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:42,454 Paul: It's a load of your old stuff. 81 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:43,856 Needs to go to the charity shop. 82 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:45,359 We've already filled up our bedroom. 83 00:02:45,443 --> 00:02:46,361 Do I have to have it in here? 84 00:02:46,445 --> 00:02:47,531 Can't Ava have it in her room? 85 00:02:47,615 --> 00:02:48,599 At least she's got a room. 86 00:02:48,683 --> 00:02:49,868 I've only got an area. 87 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:51,404 - No, sure. - Okay. 88 00:02:51,488 --> 00:02:52,340 I'll just hoick it back up four flights 89 00:02:52,424 --> 00:02:53,609 of stairs to Ava's room. 90 00:02:53,693 --> 00:02:54,645 - Okay, it's fine. - Leave it there. 91 00:02:54,729 --> 00:02:55,847 Paul: It won't be for long. 92 00:02:55,931 --> 00:02:57,751 Just need to make some space for other stuff. 93 00:02:57,835 --> 00:02:58,920 I wish I had a proper room. 94 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:01,291 - I know. - One day, maybe. 95 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:02,661 What is there in Broadstairs, Dad? 96 00:03:02,745 --> 00:03:04,430 Fuck all squared. 97 00:03:04,514 --> 00:03:07,671 But apparently Granny and Grandad wanna live there. 98 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,541 And die there, I suppose. 99 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:10,577 Oh. 100 00:03:10,661 --> 00:03:13,181 [♪ ♪] 101 00:03:13,265 --> 00:03:15,453 [siren wailing] 102 00:03:15,537 --> 00:03:16,856 Alex: Eggs... 103 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:18,660 in the fridge or out of the fridge? 104 00:03:18,744 --> 00:03:20,329 I'm an outie. Leah: Me too. 105 00:03:20,413 --> 00:03:22,400 That's why I still have a pantry. 106 00:03:22,484 --> 00:03:23,670 - Hi, Mum. - Leah: Hello, darling. 107 00:03:23,754 --> 00:03:25,540 - Hi. - Nice to see you again, Ally. 108 00:03:25,624 --> 00:03:26,976 Nice to see you too, Alex. 109 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:28,713 This is an unexpected visit. 110 00:03:28,797 --> 00:03:29,982 Everything all right down below? 111 00:03:30,066 --> 00:03:31,284 Mum! 112 00:03:31,368 --> 00:03:32,386 Ally's going through IVF. 113 00:03:32,470 --> 00:03:33,890 - Oh. - I'm sorry. 114 00:03:33,974 --> 00:03:36,294 My youngest went through it. It's very tough. 115 00:03:36,378 --> 00:03:37,396 - Yes, it is. - Yeah. 116 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,633 Why are you here? 117 00:03:38,717 --> 00:03:39,935 I mean, it's lovely to see you, but... 118 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,672 We're having a clear‐out of old clothes and stuff, 119 00:03:41,756 --> 00:03:44,878 and I found this hanging on the back of a door. 120 00:03:44,962 --> 00:03:47,517 - Oh, look. - My gorgeous Hobbs jacket. 121 00:03:47,601 --> 00:03:48,853 That's really lovely. 122 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,959 And that's a wonderful color for you. 123 00:03:52,043 --> 00:03:54,498 Would you like coffee... or lunch? 124 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:55,734 Alex is cooking. 125 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,471 - Oh, no, thanks. - I better go. 126 00:03:57,555 --> 00:03:59,808 We're going down to Broadstairs today with Jim and Jackie 127 00:03:59,892 --> 00:04:02,581 'cause they're thinking of doing a council house swap. 128 00:04:02,665 --> 00:04:04,016 So what are you cooking, Alex? 129 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:05,453 Ham, egg, and chips. 130 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,657 It's not Heston, but it does the job. 131 00:04:07,741 --> 00:04:10,463 Alex makes the most incredible chips. 132 00:04:10,547 --> 00:04:11,966 You're eating chips? 133 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,636 - Of course. - Why wouldn't I? 134 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,742 Uh, the calories, the carbs, the fat. 135 00:04:16,826 --> 00:04:19,481 They are solid food, Mum. 136 00:04:19,565 --> 00:04:20,416 Your mum doesn't need to worry 137 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,585 about that kind of nonsense. 138 00:04:21,669 --> 00:04:23,823 I'll take the rest of the shopping in. 139 00:04:23,907 --> 00:04:24,925 It was lovely to see you again, Ally. 140 00:04:25,009 --> 00:04:26,315 - Yes. - And to you, Alex. 141 00:04:30,654 --> 00:04:32,039 You look beautiful, Mum. 142 00:04:32,123 --> 00:04:33,876 I suppose that's what falling in love does for you. 143 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,549 - Oh, wow. - I know. 144 00:04:36,633 --> 00:04:38,886 Sometimes I catch him smiling at me for no reason. 145 00:04:38,970 --> 00:04:41,013 That's really nice, isn't it? 146 00:04:42,477 --> 00:04:43,696 - Okay. - Right. 147 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:45,600 I better get going. 148 00:04:45,684 --> 00:04:47,571 Are you all right, Ally? 149 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,475 Do you want to talk? 150 00:04:49,559 --> 00:04:51,679 I do, yeah, but, you know, not now. 151 00:04:51,763 --> 00:04:54,317 It's just all these injections and shit. 152 00:04:54,401 --> 00:04:55,720 Just feeling a bit all over the place. 153 00:04:55,804 --> 00:04:57,858 But you go and have your chips. 154 00:04:57,942 --> 00:05:00,362 I'll... we'll catch up later, yeah? 155 00:05:00,446 --> 00:05:03,301 [intriguing percussive music] 156 00:05:03,385 --> 00:05:10,338 [♪ ♪] 157 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:14,390 Luke: What's so great about Broadstairs, Grandad? 158 00:05:14,474 --> 00:05:15,460 It's real. 159 00:05:15,544 --> 00:05:16,862 Proper real people live here 160 00:05:16,946 --> 00:05:18,800 doing proper real things, 161 00:05:18,884 --> 00:05:20,737 speaking with proper real accents. 162 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,841 Whereas everyone in London is just pretend. 163 00:05:22,925 --> 00:05:25,012 - Yes, more or less. - Right. 164 00:05:25,096 --> 00:05:27,751 Our area's gone to the dogs... 165 00:05:27,835 --> 00:05:29,521 the pedigree dogs. 166 00:05:29,605 --> 00:05:32,461 Why are the middle classes so discontent? 167 00:05:32,545 --> 00:05:34,832 Constantly changing stuff. 168 00:05:34,916 --> 00:05:38,338 There's builders down our road every day. 169 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:41,344 Why can't people just sit and enjoy what they have? 170 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:43,048 - Don't know. - Jim: It's looking a lot smarter 171 00:05:43,132 --> 00:05:44,818 round here than I remember. 172 00:05:44,902 --> 00:05:46,354 Is that a deli there? 173 00:05:46,438 --> 00:05:47,757 And a gallery. 174 00:05:47,841 --> 00:05:49,495 Fuck my old boots. 175 00:05:49,579 --> 00:05:52,601 Thing is, if you two do your council house swap now... 176 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,437 I know, it won't be good for you 177 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,509 for getting free childcare for the new baby. 178 00:05:56,593 --> 00:05:58,646 Paul: No, no, not that... well, yeah, a bit that 179 00:05:58,730 --> 00:05:59,781 but not that, no. 180 00:05:59,865 --> 00:06:01,485 We want you to be near us 181 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:02,587 so that we can look after you 182 00:06:02,671 --> 00:06:04,791 when you become, you know, decrepit. 183 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:07,597 Yeah, but the sea air is gonna make us healthier. 184 00:06:07,681 --> 00:06:09,835 It's what people our age need. 185 00:06:09,919 --> 00:06:11,839 - Yeah. - And no stairs. 186 00:06:11,923 --> 00:06:15,078 And that manuka honey that's good for arthritis. 187 00:06:15,162 --> 00:06:16,982 Or is it eyesight? 188 00:06:17,066 --> 00:06:19,521 How long will they keep that poor baby of yours 189 00:06:19,605 --> 00:06:20,957 in the test tube for, Ally? 190 00:06:21,041 --> 00:06:22,494 Mum, there's no baby yet. 191 00:06:22,578 --> 00:06:24,430 And they don't keep babies in test tubes. 192 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,569 Mum's given hormones to make her produce lots of eggs. 193 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:27,737 Then they're put in with dad's sperm 194 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:28,839 in a sort of chamber. 195 00:06:28,923 --> 00:06:30,944 - Right. - Who wants an ice cream? 196 00:06:31,028 --> 00:06:33,883 [mellow music] 197 00:06:33,967 --> 00:06:35,486 [♪ ♪] 198 00:06:35,570 --> 00:06:38,781 [gulls squawking] 199 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:44,872 Bit weird, not having an upstairs. 200 00:06:44,956 --> 00:06:46,040 Right? 201 00:06:46,124 --> 00:06:47,076 And where are you gonna hide the bodies 202 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,546 of the people you murder? 203 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:49,581 Exactly. 204 00:06:49,665 --> 00:06:51,485 I like it, Jim. 205 00:06:51,569 --> 00:06:54,023 This settee is lovely. 206 00:06:54,107 --> 00:06:56,160 Well, they won't leave the settee, Mum. 207 00:06:56,244 --> 00:06:58,466 You'll have to move too, won't you, Paul, 208 00:06:58,550 --> 00:06:59,968 what with the new arrival? 209 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:01,605 Nothing's arriving yet. 210 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,074 We're still on the checkout page. 211 00:07:03,158 --> 00:07:04,845 It's a death trap, your place, 212 00:07:04,929 --> 00:07:06,749 especially for a baby. 213 00:07:06,833 --> 00:07:08,118 Well, Ava and Luke survived it, 214 00:07:08,202 --> 00:07:09,655 so we'll all be fine. 215 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:11,692 Where's it gonna sleep... the baby? 216 00:07:11,776 --> 00:07:13,462 In a cot when it exists, 217 00:07:13,546 --> 00:07:15,957 which it doesn't yet. 218 00:07:16,986 --> 00:07:19,998 Lovely new combi‐boiler they've got here. 219 00:07:21,629 --> 00:07:22,948 Will they leave the boiler, Paul? 220 00:07:23,032 --> 00:07:24,373 [chuckles] 221 00:07:27,741 --> 00:07:29,918 Oh, yeah. They'll leave the boiler. 222 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,744 [intriguing music] 223 00:07:37,828 --> 00:07:39,146 [♪ ♪] 224 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:40,950 That was properly great. 225 00:07:41,034 --> 00:07:42,821 It was really, really good food. 226 00:07:42,905 --> 00:07:44,156 Eight chips. 227 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,895 I got eight chips with that fish and chips... eight. 228 00:07:46,979 --> 00:07:49,568 That cod was the size of a sardine too. 229 00:07:49,652 --> 00:07:51,905 Hang on; You two always leave 230 00:07:51,989 --> 00:07:54,511 half your fish and chips and say that it was too much. 231 00:07:54,595 --> 00:07:56,715 Well, you want the option to leave loads on your plate. 232 00:07:56,799 --> 00:07:58,184 [sighs] 233 00:07:58,268 --> 00:07:59,921 This used to be a very different place. 234 00:08:00,005 --> 00:08:02,059 - Yeah. - Jim: Formica tables. 235 00:08:02,143 --> 00:08:04,631 Those ketchup things shaped like tomatoes. 236 00:08:04,715 --> 00:08:07,537 Wipe‐clean menus they never wipe clean. 237 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:08,773 That sounds horrible. 238 00:08:08,857 --> 00:08:10,075 Aye, it was. 239 00:08:10,159 --> 00:08:11,745 But at least it wasn't poncey. 240 00:08:11,829 --> 00:08:14,651 Nice bit of fish be good for your bionic baby, Ally. 241 00:08:14,735 --> 00:08:15,920 Paul: No, she's not pregnant yet, Mum. 242 00:08:16,004 --> 00:08:18,592 She's being harvested tomorrow and then... 243 00:08:18,676 --> 00:08:19,861 - Harvested? - Paul: Mm‐hmm. 244 00:08:19,945 --> 00:08:21,520 Jim: Jesus Christ. 245 00:08:22,718 --> 00:08:25,095 They say I've got super sperm. 246 00:08:27,961 --> 00:08:30,271 Which is... you know, it's... 247 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,793 - After I had you, Paul... - Mm‐hmm? 248 00:08:35,877 --> 00:08:38,532 My body refused any more babies. 249 00:08:38,616 --> 00:08:39,935 Flat‐out refused. 250 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,306 Jim: Yep, it just shut up shop, 251 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,909 like Woolworths. Paul: Right. 252 00:08:43,993 --> 00:08:46,047 According to my magazine, Ally, 253 00:08:46,131 --> 00:08:47,817 you could have twins 254 00:08:47,901 --> 00:08:49,286 if they put enough eggs back in you. 255 00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:50,657 I'm just gonna pop to the loo. 256 00:08:50,741 --> 00:08:52,249 Paul: Ah. 257 00:08:54,715 --> 00:08:56,635 You two, could you give it a rest, please? 258 00:08:56,719 --> 00:08:58,561 She's hormonal. You're not helping. 259 00:08:59,792 --> 00:09:01,434 - Sorry. - Sorry. 260 00:09:02,263 --> 00:09:04,316 [groans] 261 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,722 You were almost a twin, Paul. 262 00:09:06,806 --> 00:09:08,124 Yeah, what? 263 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:09,561 You absorbed your brother 264 00:09:09,645 --> 00:09:11,197 or sister in the womb. 265 00:09:11,281 --> 00:09:12,600 Absorbed? 266 00:09:12,684 --> 00:09:14,571 Vanishing twin. 267 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,742 More common than you'd think, apparently. 268 00:09:16,826 --> 00:09:17,977 No, it's not, 269 00:09:18,061 --> 00:09:18,979 'cause babies don't absorb other babies. 270 00:09:19,063 --> 00:09:20,315 They do, you know. 271 00:09:20,399 --> 00:09:21,852 Well, you were young, 272 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,689 so you don't remember. 273 00:09:23,773 --> 00:09:26,695 [surreal music] 274 00:09:26,779 --> 00:09:28,085 [♪ ♪] 275 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:31,003 It's a lovely kitchen. 276 00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:32,206 Crisp, clean lines. 277 00:09:32,290 --> 00:09:34,009 It's been designed. 278 00:09:34,093 --> 00:09:35,212 - Has it? - Brilliant. 279 00:09:35,296 --> 00:09:37,751 - It's bespoke. - Sleek yet practical. 280 00:09:37,835 --> 00:09:40,155 Like a puma. 281 00:09:40,239 --> 00:09:41,759 - Indeed. - [laughs] 282 00:09:41,843 --> 00:09:45,054 [cell phone buzzing] 283 00:09:45,717 --> 00:09:46,769 Ah. I'm so sorry. 284 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:47,904 Do you mind if I just... 285 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,106 - Yeah, of course. - It's fine. 286 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:51,745 Why don't you guys carry on exploring? 287 00:09:51,829 --> 00:09:53,114 Take your time. 288 00:09:53,198 --> 00:09:54,618 Thanks. 289 00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:56,722 [emotional ambient music] 290 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:59,761 As you see, these stairs are designed. 291 00:09:59,845 --> 00:10:01,164 - Oh, wow. - But are they bespoke? 292 00:10:01,248 --> 00:10:04,003 They're the bespokiest stairs known to humankind. 293 00:10:04,087 --> 00:10:06,040 - Oh. - Bespoke like a motherfucker. 294 00:10:06,124 --> 00:10:08,879 So this is the... sex room. 295 00:10:08,963 --> 00:10:10,182 Really? Is it? 296 00:10:10,266 --> 00:10:11,250 Let's see the rest of the house first, though. 297 00:10:11,334 --> 00:10:12,386 Yeah. Oh. 298 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:13,989 [both laugh] 299 00:10:14,073 --> 00:10:16,628 - So in there? - Mm‐hmm. 300 00:10:16,712 --> 00:10:18,899 - Sex room. - [both laugh] 301 00:10:18,983 --> 00:10:19,901 Here is another... 302 00:10:19,985 --> 00:10:21,037 sex room, yeah, 303 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,174 if you ever feel the need for more. 304 00:10:23,258 --> 00:10:24,711 - Very sensible. - What about upstairs? 305 00:10:24,795 --> 00:10:26,849 - Oh, that is a home office. - Oh. 306 00:10:26,933 --> 00:10:27,917 - I'm kidding. - It's a sex room. 307 00:10:28,001 --> 00:10:30,288 - Yeah? - [laughs] 308 00:10:30,372 --> 00:10:32,392 I love this place, Paul. 309 00:10:32,476 --> 00:10:34,330 Yeah. 310 00:10:34,414 --> 00:10:35,900 Fuck it. Let's put in an offer. 311 00:10:35,984 --> 00:10:37,169 - Really? - Yeah. 312 00:10:37,253 --> 00:10:38,271 Oh, my God. 313 00:10:38,355 --> 00:10:39,808 We're gonna have a house with stairs. 314 00:10:39,892 --> 00:10:41,010 Fucking tons of stairs! 315 00:10:41,094 --> 00:10:42,012 Ah! 316 00:10:42,096 --> 00:10:45,152 [waves crashing] 317 00:10:45,236 --> 00:10:46,822 Paul: That tide's really coming in. 318 00:10:46,906 --> 00:10:50,018 [dog barking, gulls squawking] 319 00:10:50,881 --> 00:10:52,901 - Dad, take my phone. - What? 320 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:53,969 I don't want it to get wet. 321 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,840 Paul: Okay. 322 00:10:55,924 --> 00:10:58,044 - He just gave me his phone. - Yeah. 323 00:10:58,128 --> 00:10:59,815 By choice. 324 00:10:59,899 --> 00:11:01,017 He surrendered his weapon. 325 00:11:01,101 --> 00:11:03,756 My God. 326 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,548 You see what some fresh air can do? 327 00:11:06,411 --> 00:11:09,333 [sighs, chuckles] 328 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:11,237 I suppose if they do get a place down here, 329 00:11:11,321 --> 00:11:13,374 we can visit at the weekends. 330 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:14,845 Buy a beach hut, maybe. 331 00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:16,247 They cost thousands. 332 00:11:16,331 --> 00:11:17,784 All right, rent one, then, 333 00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:19,721 or camp in Mum and Dad's garden. 334 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,190 What, with a new baby? 335 00:11:21,274 --> 00:11:23,194 Well, people do all sorts with a new baby: 336 00:11:23,278 --> 00:11:24,698 Go to festivals, 337 00:11:24,782 --> 00:11:26,133 shoplift. 338 00:11:26,217 --> 00:11:28,004 [rock skipping] 339 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,808 - Whoo! - Paul: Hey! 340 00:11:29,892 --> 00:11:31,200 Nice one, mate! 341 00:11:33,165 --> 00:11:35,675 You can be a kid again on the beach, can't you? 342 00:11:36,939 --> 00:11:38,258 Oh, God. 343 00:11:38,342 --> 00:11:39,828 We could get a dog. 344 00:11:39,912 --> 00:11:41,197 What, and leave it in the beach hut 345 00:11:41,281 --> 00:11:42,734 for two weeks at a time until we come back down? 346 00:11:42,818 --> 00:11:44,136 It would starve. 347 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:46,007 And we can't have a fucking dog at home, Paul. 348 00:11:46,091 --> 00:11:47,075 Jesus Christ. 349 00:11:47,159 --> 00:11:48,746 - No, I know. - It's daft. 350 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:51,150 I just feel like, you know... 351 00:11:51,234 --> 00:11:52,386 Irritating. 352 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:54,023 - Infused, actually... - All right. 353 00:11:54,107 --> 00:11:56,093 - Is what I feel. - Sorry. 354 00:11:56,177 --> 00:11:58,832 There is something about the air 355 00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:01,404 and the space and the light. 356 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,310 It's... it's different. It's hopeful. 357 00:12:04,394 --> 00:12:07,349 - It is. - Yeah. 358 00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:09,610 It's really, really nice here. It is. 359 00:12:10,974 --> 00:12:12,159 For a few hours. 360 00:12:12,243 --> 00:12:13,294 When are we heading back? 361 00:12:13,378 --> 00:12:16,300 [groovy music] 362 00:12:16,384 --> 00:12:21,845 [♪ ♪] 363 00:12:21,929 --> 00:12:23,381 Sorry, could you say that again, please? 364 00:12:23,465 --> 00:12:25,318 It says, "Potent as a 25‐year‐old." 365 00:12:25,402 --> 00:12:27,924 Right, it says that on that piece of paper, does it? 366 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,293 Yes. 367 00:12:29,377 --> 00:12:30,963 Can I have a copy of that or... 368 00:12:32,249 --> 00:12:34,136 At the moment, your sperm is being put 369 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,473 through a high‐speed wash and spin cycle 370 00:12:35,557 --> 00:12:38,177 to find the healthiest ones. 371 00:12:38,261 --> 00:12:39,748 Yeah, it's amazing, isn't it? 372 00:12:39,832 --> 00:12:41,284 Yeah, it's pretty amazing, yeah. 373 00:12:41,368 --> 00:12:43,789 It will then be placed with Ally's best eggs. 374 00:12:43,873 --> 00:12:45,459 And, Ally, we'll switch you to another medication 375 00:12:45,543 --> 00:12:48,754 to prepare your uterus lining for the implant. 376 00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:51,203 - Terrific. - [chuckles awkwardly] 377 00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:54,076 [light ambient music] 378 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,947 [♪ ♪] 379 00:12:56,031 --> 00:12:57,349 [sighs] Ah. 380 00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:59,153 Kee, ugh. Thank God. 381 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,925 I really need to just talk at you for two solid hours 382 00:13:02,009 --> 00:13:03,963 about IVF and fucking Broadstairs 383 00:13:04,047 --> 00:13:05,933 and have you nod your head and say, "Poor you." 384 00:13:06,017 --> 00:13:07,369 So I've ordered you a martini and loads of chips. 385 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,373 Oh, Ally, I'm so sorry, 386 00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:11,511 but I've just come to say I can't do this. 387 00:13:11,595 --> 00:13:13,449 Tony's just gone into hospital. 388 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:14,884 Oh, my God. 389 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,488 Keeley: Oh, it's nothing too serious. 390 00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:18,091 So I can stay for a really quick drink, 391 00:13:18,175 --> 00:13:19,326 but then I do need to... 392 00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:21,498 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's fine. 393 00:13:21,582 --> 00:13:23,301 It's fine. You go. Go. 394 00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:24,971 Your stepdad needs you. 395 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,374 Keeley: Yeah, but my best friend needs me too. 396 00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,846 - Oh, it's fine. - It'll wait. 397 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:30,950 Is there a substitute friend you can get here instead of me 398 00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:33,489 to drink martinis and nod at you? 399 00:13:33,573 --> 00:13:34,958 - [sighs] - No. 400 00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:37,519 There's no replacement for you, Kee. 401 00:13:38,348 --> 00:13:40,368 Well, this is unexpected. 402 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:43,341 Yeah, I just thought that we hadn't 403 00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:44,844 spoken to each other for ages 404 00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:46,448 apart from our boring old work. 405 00:13:46,532 --> 00:13:49,320 - True. - It's good to talk. 406 00:13:49,404 --> 00:13:51,458 That was an advert, wasn't it, for phones? 407 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:52,994 Imagine a world where people 408 00:13:53,078 --> 00:13:54,965 needed encouraging to use a phone. 409 00:13:55,049 --> 00:13:56,000 I know. Mad. 410 00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:57,537 Darren: These are great chips. 411 00:13:57,621 --> 00:14:00,141 Triple‐cooked, probably. 412 00:14:00,225 --> 00:14:02,346 Triple's the least these days, isn't it? 413 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:03,882 Do you remember when people used to cook them once? 414 00:14:03,966 --> 00:14:04,951 Idiots. 415 00:14:05,035 --> 00:14:07,222 - [chuckles] - Yeah. 416 00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:08,892 Um, how are the girls? 417 00:14:08,976 --> 00:14:10,295 Darren: Fine, in a... yeah... sense. 418 00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:11,898 Mm. 419 00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:13,234 In what sort of sense? 420 00:14:13,318 --> 00:14:15,405 Well, you know, how you took your Luke 421 00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:17,543 to be diagnosed, anxiety, et cetera? 422 00:14:17,627 --> 00:14:18,846 - Ally: Yeah. - Well, I took the girls 423 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:20,616 because I was convinced they had ADHD. 424 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,252 But according to the psychologist, 425 00:14:22,336 --> 00:14:24,023 they're just really badly behaved. 426 00:14:24,107 --> 00:14:25,960 - Right. - Darren: Mm. 427 00:14:26,044 --> 00:14:27,162 Yeah. 428 00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:29,133 [inhales deeply] 429 00:14:29,217 --> 00:14:32,172 And Karen... are you guys on speaking terms again? 430 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:33,542 Not really. 431 00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:36,013 She blames me for the girls' behavior 432 00:14:36,097 --> 00:14:38,051 because they're twins and she didn't want twins 433 00:14:38,135 --> 00:14:39,888 and I "made her go through IVF." 434 00:14:39,972 --> 00:14:41,257 Right. 435 00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:43,327 Darren: It was a joint decision, obviously. 436 00:14:43,411 --> 00:14:45,108 I'm not an assertive person, 437 00:14:45,193 --> 00:14:47,346 but she doesn't remember it like that. 438 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,440 [sighs] 439 00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:50,609 Anyway, enough, uh, 440 00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:52,880 boring IVF tedium. 441 00:14:52,964 --> 00:14:54,383 What do you fancy talking about? 442 00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:58,057 Uh... nothing specifically. 443 00:14:58,141 --> 00:14:59,750 Mm. 444 00:15:01,381 --> 00:15:04,303 [tense music] 445 00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:08,044 [♪ ♪] 446 00:15:08,128 --> 00:15:09,614 Paul: [sighs] 447 00:15:09,698 --> 00:15:11,016 Yes, I did have some wine. 448 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,185 [chuckles] 449 00:15:12,269 --> 00:15:14,958 That's fine. I wasn't going to ask. 450 00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:17,497 I don't wanna be drink Hitler. 451 00:15:17,581 --> 00:15:19,823 Or any Hitler, really. 452 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,074 I've been researching while you were out. 453 00:15:23,158 --> 00:15:25,613 Researching what? 454 00:15:25,697 --> 00:15:27,917 Possibly moving out of London. 455 00:15:28,001 --> 00:15:29,086 Paul. 456 00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,321 It's just a thought experiment. 457 00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:32,493 - I know we've not discussed it. - At all. 458 00:15:32,577 --> 00:15:34,931 But we need space, don't we? 459 00:15:35,015 --> 00:15:36,033 Yes. 460 00:15:36,117 --> 00:15:37,637 Luke needs a proper bedroom. 461 00:15:37,721 --> 00:15:39,607 We need a garden, space for the new baby. 462 00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:41,343 There isn't a baby yet. 463 00:15:41,427 --> 00:15:42,647 And we can't afford anywhere bigger 464 00:15:42,731 --> 00:15:45,118 - in London, can we? - No, but, like... 465 00:15:45,202 --> 00:15:48,992 We could sell this place for a fortune? 466 00:15:49,076 --> 00:15:51,498 Live an hour out of London in a mansion... 467 00:15:51,582 --> 00:15:53,401 I mean, all right, maybe not an hour for a mansion. 468 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:55,138 Maybe 90 minutes, but still. 469 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,543 I could buy a waxed jacket, 470 00:15:57,627 --> 00:15:59,981 grow courgettes, and leave all the stress behind. 471 00:16:00,065 --> 00:16:02,119 Courgettes, f... 472 00:16:02,203 --> 00:16:04,123 Broadstairs was nice, Ally. 473 00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:05,258 It was really nice. 474 00:16:05,342 --> 00:16:06,393 The kids loved it. 475 00:16:06,477 --> 00:16:07,395 I didn't love it. 476 00:16:07,479 --> 00:16:09,233 I love this house... our house. 477 00:16:09,317 --> 00:16:10,536 And I love London. 478 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,272 Paul: Luke skimmed a stone in the sea. 479 00:16:12,356 --> 00:16:13,542 [laughs] You know? 480 00:16:13,626 --> 00:16:16,013 He gave me his phone. 481 00:16:16,097 --> 00:16:17,984 Ava wouldn't have to grow up so fast. 482 00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:21,290 She wouldn't have to be street smart. 483 00:16:21,374 --> 00:16:22,693 We could buy our dream home. 484 00:16:22,777 --> 00:16:24,697 This is my dream home. 485 00:16:24,781 --> 00:16:26,033 [♪ ♪] 486 00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:27,302 I don't wanna move, Paul. 487 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,672 I'm going to sleep. 488 00:16:28,756 --> 00:16:31,310 [♪ ♪] 489 00:16:31,394 --> 00:16:33,649 Paul: [sighs] 490 00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:38,080 [♪ ♪] 491 00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:42,199 Luke: Where's my bag? 492 00:16:42,283 --> 00:16:43,535 Ava: There's your bag. 493 00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:45,573 - Luke: Here's my bag. - Hi. 494 00:16:45,657 --> 00:16:47,543 - Hey. - Why didn't you wake me? 495 00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,581 I wanted you to rest before the procedure. 496 00:16:49,665 --> 00:16:51,217 Well, I'm taking Ava to tae kwon do, right? 497 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,285 I can do it. 498 00:16:52,369 --> 00:16:53,321 - No, it's fine. - I will. 499 00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:54,491 It's no bother. 500 00:16:54,575 --> 00:16:55,459 You should probably be taking it easy. 501 00:16:55,543 --> 00:16:56,628 - It's fine. - I will be fine. 502 00:16:56,712 --> 00:16:59,099 I am just taking her to tae kwon do. 503 00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:00,503 I'm not doing tae kwon do. 504 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,040 - No, I know. - It's just, this pregnancy... 505 00:17:03,124 --> 00:17:06,046 potential pregnancy is special. 506 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:08,585 Like the other two, but it feels more fragile. 507 00:17:08,669 --> 00:17:09,621 You sure you don't want me to come with you? 508 00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:11,323 - Yeah. - It's fine. 509 00:17:11,407 --> 00:17:13,060 I think I will feel calmer on my own, less pressure. 510 00:17:13,144 --> 00:17:14,597 Okay. 511 00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:15,766 - Ally: Quick shower. - All right. 512 00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:17,202 Can we get takeaway tonight? 513 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,739 No, darling. 514 00:17:18,823 --> 00:17:21,343 Mum needs proper nutritious food at the moment: 515 00:17:21,427 --> 00:17:23,615 Oily fish, nuts and seeds, 516 00:17:23,699 --> 00:17:25,084 all that stuff... chard. 517 00:17:25,168 --> 00:17:26,187 And a rogan josh. 518 00:17:26,271 --> 00:17:27,757 No, not bloody rogan josh. 519 00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:30,763 [intriguing music] 520 00:17:30,847 --> 00:17:37,967 [♪ ♪] 521 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,183 At this very moment, 522 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,722 Ally's embryos and my sperm 523 00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:45,492 are being placed in her uterus. 524 00:17:45,576 --> 00:17:47,597 Paul, shut up. 525 00:17:47,681 --> 00:17:49,099 Sorry. 526 00:17:49,183 --> 00:17:51,337 [inhales sharply] 527 00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:55,512 Oh, we decided against the bungalow at Broadstairs. 528 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,115 Oh, okay. 529 00:17:57,199 --> 00:18:00,255 Turns out, it's just as poncey down there as here. 530 00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:02,292 I didn't realize. 531 00:18:02,376 --> 00:18:04,296 So we're staying put. 532 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:06,123 Better the ponces you know. 533 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,576 Actually, we're thinking of moving. 534 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,145 Maybe by the sea. 535 00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:13,749 Not Broadstairs necessarily, 536 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,653 but, uh, Brighton 537 00:18:15,737 --> 00:18:16,788 or somewhere further out... Norfolk. 538 00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:18,525 Norfolk? 539 00:18:18,609 --> 00:18:20,796 That's in fucking Norfolk. 540 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,535 I thought you wanted to be near your mum and me. 541 00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:25,271 Is this what Ally wants? 542 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,675 - Well, no. - [laughs] 543 00:18:26,759 --> 00:18:28,311 It's not. And I understand. 544 00:18:28,395 --> 00:18:30,516 I'm not convinced about moving out of town myself. 545 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,555 But we need a bigger place. 546 00:18:33,639 --> 00:18:36,126 And there's no harm in looking. 547 00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:37,830 And maybe Ally might feel the need 548 00:18:37,914 --> 00:18:40,703 for a new nest once her uterus... 549 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,339 Paul, shut up. 550 00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:45,601 [both grunting, groaning] 551 00:18:48,234 --> 00:18:50,255 Did you know it was a master class tonight? 552 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,423 No. 553 00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:52,593 I'd have given it a miss if I'd known. 554 00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:53,695 [grunts] 555 00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:55,198 I pay to knacker my kids out, 556 00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:56,200 not to sit around watching. 557 00:18:56,284 --> 00:18:58,705 I mean, what even is this? 558 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,208 George: Oh, it's um, 559 00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:02,480 - Brazilian jujitsu... - Mm. 560 00:19:02,564 --> 00:19:04,450 With an emphasis on grappling 561 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,586 and ground fighting, apparently. 562 00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:06,688 - Mm. - [laughs] 563 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:09,460 It is very intense, isn't it? 564 00:19:09,544 --> 00:19:10,829 [both chuckle] 565 00:19:10,913 --> 00:19:12,733 Um, yeah. 566 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:15,238 Maybe you wanna take a break from the male display 567 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:18,210 of rutting, and, um... 568 00:19:18,294 --> 00:19:20,148 - [gasps] - Oh. 569 00:19:20,232 --> 00:19:22,152 I have never needed one more. 570 00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:23,488 Yes. Shall we? 571 00:19:23,572 --> 00:19:25,859 - Get out there. - Go on. 572 00:19:25,943 --> 00:19:30,057 [both grunting] 573 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,475 [groovy music] 574 00:19:33,559 --> 00:19:34,911 [♪ ♪] 575 00:19:34,995 --> 00:19:36,781 - Hmm? - Oh. 576 00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:39,353 Just a sec. Nature calls. 577 00:19:39,437 --> 00:19:40,723 - Oh. - I'm sorry, Paul. 578 00:19:40,807 --> 00:19:41,858 - Mum, come on. - Sorry. 579 00:19:41,942 --> 00:19:42,793 You only live round the corner. 580 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,766 Ugh, she's hopeless. 581 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,737 Actually, while there's the opportunity, 582 00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:49,741 I might as well. 583 00:19:49,825 --> 00:19:51,199 Yeah. 584 00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:55,641 [cell phone buzzing] 585 00:19:56,839 --> 00:19:58,759 Hello. 586 00:19:58,843 --> 00:20:00,261 Speaking. 587 00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:02,767 [suspenseful music] 588 00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:04,559 Right. 589 00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:07,933 Oh. 590 00:20:09,296 --> 00:20:11,606 No. No, I didn't know that. 591 00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:14,791 Uh‐huh. 592 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,716 Well, I'm... I'm sorry. 593 00:20:18,481 --> 00:20:19,834 Is... is there... 594 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,994 I mean, can we rearrange? 595 00:20:22,924 --> 00:20:24,444 No. Of course not. 596 00:20:24,528 --> 00:20:25,779 All right. No, I understand. 597 00:20:25,863 --> 00:20:27,616 Thanks very much. 598 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,252 Fuck me. 599 00:20:29,336 --> 00:20:30,889 Mm. 600 00:20:30,973 --> 00:20:32,392 So you don't wanna move house? 601 00:20:32,476 --> 00:20:33,962 No, I don't want any of it. 602 00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:35,666 It's like I'm on this runaway train 603 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,803 and I keep pressing the emergency button 604 00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:39,574 and shouting but nothing is happening. 605 00:20:39,658 --> 00:20:42,245 I just... I don't feel in control. 606 00:20:42,329 --> 00:20:46,286 I'm not sure any of us ever properly feel we're in control. 607 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,690 - No one's listening to me. - That's the problem. 608 00:20:47,774 --> 00:20:49,426 No one is listening to me. 609 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:50,886 I am. 610 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,029 - Oh, my God. - I'm so sorry. 611 00:20:57,025 --> 00:20:58,411 - No, it's fine. - No, I'm s... 612 00:20:58,495 --> 00:20:59,781 I shouldn't have done that. I'm so sorry. 613 00:20:59,865 --> 00:21:01,684 I'm so... 614 00:21:01,768 --> 00:21:04,045 [sighs] Fuck. 615 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:07,663 How fucking great is this? 616 00:21:07,747 --> 00:21:08,832 Fucking great. 617 00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,969 - Yeah. - Mm‐hmm. 618 00:21:11,053 --> 00:21:14,744 - [exhales sharply] - This house, you... 619 00:21:14,828 --> 00:21:17,850 - let's never change. - Agreed. 620 00:21:17,934 --> 00:21:19,286 This could be our outside sex room. 621 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:20,321 - Mm! - Yeah, we could have sex 622 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:21,758 out here and no one would ever see. 623 00:21:21,842 --> 00:21:23,695 - Except for God. - God would see. 624 00:21:23,779 --> 00:21:25,922 - He's seen it before. - [both chuckle] 625 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,308 Let us never leave here. 626 00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:31,911 Except for wine and cigarettes. 627 00:21:31,995 --> 00:21:32,980 Except for wine and cigarettes. 628 00:21:33,064 --> 00:21:34,370 [chuckles] 629 00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:37,176 Fuck, I love you. 630 00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:39,338 I love you. 631 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,971 [giggling] 632 00:21:45,056 --> 00:21:47,232 [giggling echoes] 633 00:21:49,865 --> 00:21:51,173 [door clicks open] 634 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,810 [door slams] 635 00:21:56,544 --> 00:21:58,163 Oh. 636 00:21:58,248 --> 00:22:00,025 I've gotten Indian. 637 00:22:01,622 --> 00:22:02,874 The clinic phoned. 638 00:22:02,959 --> 00:22:05,134 You didn't show up for your procedure today. 639 00:22:05,219 --> 00:22:06,336 No. 640 00:22:06,965 --> 00:22:08,578 Ally... 641 00:22:08,969 --> 00:22:10,456 why have we been through all this 642 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:12,493 if you were just gonna not turn up? 643 00:22:12,577 --> 00:22:14,329 Fuck me. Have you changed your mind? 644 00:22:14,413 --> 00:22:15,499 We should have probably talked about it. 645 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,792 I kissed a man. 646 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,815 Who? 647 00:22:23,899 --> 00:22:25,384 Kissed who? 648 00:22:25,468 --> 00:22:27,355 I... 649 00:22:27,439 --> 00:22:28,959 I just... I want it all to stop, Paul, 650 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,662 all of it: The baby, 651 00:22:30,746 --> 00:22:33,400 the fucking moving house bullshit. 652 00:22:33,484 --> 00:22:35,071 I just... I don't... I don't... I can't do it. 653 00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:36,508 I don't want to do it. 654 00:22:36,592 --> 00:22:38,344 And you're not listening to me. 655 00:22:38,428 --> 00:22:40,381 You are... you just... 656 00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:41,818 you seem to want it all 657 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,522 a lot more than me. 658 00:22:43,606 --> 00:22:45,893 And I, uh... I just... I didn't know how to make it stop, 659 00:22:45,977 --> 00:22:48,430 so I... I... 660 00:22:48,514 --> 00:22:50,067 I kissed somebody. 661 00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:51,838 I said who, not why. 662 00:22:51,922 --> 00:22:52,907 It doesn't matter who it was. 663 00:22:52,991 --> 00:22:54,544 Course it fucking matters. 664 00:22:54,628 --> 00:22:56,113 I love you. 665 00:22:56,197 --> 00:22:57,716 Do you? Right. 666 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,556 Right, 'cause most people in love, 667 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,824 they don't kiss another man 668 00:23:01,908 --> 00:23:03,929 to... to... what, 669 00:23:04,013 --> 00:23:04,964 make a point? 670 00:23:05,048 --> 00:23:06,066 I am sorry. 671 00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:07,803 For what? 672 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,473 Ally, for what? 673 00:23:09,557 --> 00:23:11,143 For not wanting another baby or for kissing another man? 674 00:23:11,227 --> 00:23:12,947 - For both. - Why didn't you tell me 675 00:23:13,031 --> 00:23:14,049 that this is how you felt? 676 00:23:14,133 --> 00:23:15,786 I tried, but you wouldn't listen. 677 00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:17,388 You were not listening to me. 678 00:23:17,472 --> 00:23:18,658 - Right, okay. - Well, fuck me. 679 00:23:18,742 --> 00:23:21,052 You have certainly got my attention now. 680 00:23:22,617 --> 00:23:24,002 - [sighs] - Fuck. 681 00:23:24,086 --> 00:23:26,708 [footsteps departing] 682 00:23:26,792 --> 00:23:28,812 [sighs] 683 00:23:28,896 --> 00:23:31,451 [intriguing music] 684 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,841 [door clicks open] 685 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,461 [door slams] 686 00:23:36,545 --> 00:23:37,997 [♪ ♪] 687 00:23:38,081 --> 00:23:39,789 Can I smell rogan josh? 688 00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:42,473 You sure can. 689 00:23:42,557 --> 00:23:43,742 Coming right up. 690 00:23:43,834 --> 00:23:45,140 [sniffles] 691 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:49,740 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0